You'd taste better too
So we all know the saying, "Vegetarians taste better." Sure they do. But you want to know some other things about vegetarians?1) They taste even BETTER wrapped in bacon. Hell, everything tastes better wrapped in bacon.
Which reminds me ... one of the chefs at work is Jewish and we were talking about chicken sausage. I made the comment that it really should be pork sausage, and he said, "Of course! You can't have sausage without pork." Of course I enjoy this guy.
2) Vegetarians are a pain in the ass. They always want something special, and then there are so many different types ... vegans, ovo-lacto, pescetarians, etc ...
So, it was no surprise tonight on Hell's Kitchen that Wendy, the vegetarian, got 86ed. She was working the meat station tonight! The evil part of me really enjoyed that.
And one other morsel to nibble on, considering vegetarians taste better ... I find a bit of dark humor that the tastiest of cooking methods, barbecue, originated to deal with one of the most problematic types of flesh: human meat. Now, would a barbecued vegetarian taste better?
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They would taste better wrapped in bacon and/or fried. We all know that. Or perhaps monte(e/s/es) au beurre, if one could achieve such a thing. ;-)
mmm, bacon...
which reminds me I have sausage to eat, with spicy mustard and Sauerkraut
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